Oh YEAH gum is so much better than tobacco!!1!!1 Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhghghhpblblpt.

Sick *and* going through nicotine withdrawal. Feel great.

Superchunk is alright, I guess. Chunky peanut butter, on the other hand, is amazing.

In order to write music, you have to be willing to let some of it die.

This day goes to 11. Twice.

Screw this crap I've had it

i am pleased because i ate half of my lunch today by jamming a knife into meat and biting, no fork style.

Holy crap that was a serious work-related scare. Going to take an hour or so to come down from that one.

Sometimes, Internet: I wonder who the particular lady was that inspired Brian May to write "Fat Bottomed Girls"

Good Morning America: look forward to two years of absolutely nothing getting done due to a split Congress.