Holy shit Jay-Zs verse on "Monster" is amazing.

So I just sat down and wrote all the words to a Christmas song. I'd better get started on the music and soon.

How did I spend my saturday? I bought a vacuum and killed dust bunnies.

Today is the first day I've heard an entire Katy Perry song. I have no regrets.

i am so glad my car lets me know when my tire pressure is low

Oof I feel like I got punched in the side and back of the head

Oh shit I have to get up in six hours

Turning point of the Jets' season: Jim Leonhard's broken leg.

I'm only like Steve Jobs in one regard: If I could get away with dressing the same way everyday, I would.

It's interesting to listen back to recordings of band practice and pinpoint the exact moment in particular that you lost your mind.