My phone is a piece of dogshit.

My new specs are kinda bugging me out. Like wearing binoculars on my face.

Black Water KKKOUOkkkkkou

The 4th on the beach in E. Sandwich, MA is insane bonfires, beer, and 'works all the way up and down the cape's bayside

Just drove a moped up and down east coast of the vineyard for 3 hours. EASY RIDER.

Marthas Vineyard, Offshore Ale Co.: fresh Cape Cod oysters, fine beer brewed on site.

to borrow from warrenellis: all I do on boats are drink and look for other passengers to use as floatation devices.

Getting on a ferry for the first time since the last time I got on a ferry and almost puked.

Doing the least gay thing one can do in Provincetown: burger n beer

Got recognized in JC today because of Black Water. Strange. I don't think that happened to me ever.