for a grown man I sure do grow a beard at an alarmingly slow rate

Some fantastic news: the arachnoid cyst in my brain has not grown at all in the last two years. Which likely means it's always been there.

hrn. why are there no liquorstores between work and house?

so k-rod injured his thumb punching his father in law and is out for the season. Let's go Mets!

considering growing a gnarly Obi-Wan Kenobi beard

study nite

Someone on YouTube told me I don't know how to play guitar. Haha. That's stupid. I already *knew* that.

Every once in a while I like to look at my transcript from college to remind myself that I am not as stupid as I think I am.

BLACK DICE on WFMU

Michael Phelps IS Longcat.