Girlfriend brought me coconut water and a greasy breakfast burrito. She's the bestest ever. Already feeling better, thank gawd.

Some people drunk dial or drunk text. I drunk buy...both seasons of Freakazoid on DVD this time. Why? No freaking clue.

Welp, after being up for about 3 hours...writhing...I might be able to FINALLY go back to sleep. Wish me luck, my friends.

Still awake. Ow.

Tonight's price for drinking is high indeed. Uuuuugh.

Ow

Apparently. no more drinky forme. Bopppppppp ssoooooo drimk

Oh no! Bagel bites burned my penis^

Hahajajajaajajajahahahahahah, I love my gorlfriend and my froends, 1 am the luckiest guy ever

I am ssswwsssssseoooooooo druno, ight n2w omg