I think another guy just passed judgement on me based on my shoes. What would brown and red American Eagle low tops mean?

Combo: possible sighting of norah from nick and norah; Definite sighting of public urination.

Stopped at a store to buy a Monster and when i walked out, my truck had been blocked in by a charter bus of senior citizens who had to pee

Tired enough to consider sleeping in my truck. Also was almost hit 3 times on the way to class. I don't think they are related.

staring at the ladybug that just landed on his keyboard.

I need to learn to not sign up for every new web 2.0 service. Ping.fm is now out of private beta (which i made it into but lost my code).

bruce willis' awkward roles. Hudson Hawk, 5th Element, the stuff he probably should not have done career-wise.

Why can't a I peel a banana without mutilating the top of it?

relaxing before the birthday dinner.