A good friend will come bail you out of jail, but a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn, that was fun!"

My kids want to move back to SLC, just so they don't have to make their own fry sauce at restaurants. I can relate to that!

Daughter distraught because she was not invited to sushi dinner tonight. Okay, what are we stuck on the "n" or the "o"? She actual

My day started off crappy, but then I remembered I get sushi tonight! Oh happy day!! I'm gonna get my sushigasm on!

I told him about a problem. He said he'd "throw some bodies at it." He's a mortician. The problem was a sinkhole. I'm trying not to worry.

Today's tidbit: I get easily distracted.

I got my nightgown on. I got my pretty red panties on. And I'm a going to bed.

OMG! What I wouldn't do for a Cottom Bottom Garlic Burger right now! *drool*

If you have your phone set to vibrate, DO NOT set it on the TP holder while in the potty. Someone might totally get the wrong idea.

OMG! I was finally able to upload photos on the FB. After installing Java updates! Now I must sleep.