captainahab
@captainahab
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Aye, my hearties all. It was failwhale that reaped off my leg like a mower a blade of grass and left me with this dead stump I stand on. For forever and a day I shall chase the two white beasts from hell: failwhale and FriendFeed.
captainahab is
17 years ago 4
eating sea shell porridge; ye shells be commanding quite thee powerful crunch.
captainahab likes
17 years ago 7
this rise in karma; 'tis a sign I may soon stab ye demon whale.
captainahab says
17 years ago
aye, I am the captain so swab me deck! X-(
captainahab is
17 years ago 9
harpoon shopping. i27.tinypic.com/bjcrvm.j...
captainahab is
17 years ago 5
eating eating fish gutts and barnacles for breakfast.
captainahab says
17 years ago 6
failwhale ye devil beast! I shall soon harpoon thee!!
captainahab wishes
17 years ago 4
to know this Fail Whale's bearings. I soon shall have harpoons stuck in him like so many corkscrews.
captainahab says
17 years ago
this boat never sheers off from any thing that wears the shape of a whale.
captainahab hates
17 years ago 3
ye damned Fail Whale!