captainahab
@captainahab
captainahab
says
captainahab
says
aye, keep'n me eyes on Bertha; will be wanting to avoid her path
captainahab
says
has me now a friendfeed; such a droll place it be.
captainahab
says
'tis a happy day in July at sea. I steer a steady course while me crew celebrates and feasts on thee freshest fish catch ye ever did see.
captainahab
says
no problem exists that is too big to run away from; especially if it can be harpooned, cut into small pieces and set on fire.
captainahab
asks
what fresh hell is this? -> 
a witch aboard me ship has turned the fruit into gay demons.
a witch aboard me ship has turned the fruit into gay demons.
captainahab
says
failwhale your tombstone awaits thee i32.tinypic.com/10shfz9....
captainahab
is
searching the fresh waters of identi.ca for fail whale; follow me: identi.ca/captainahab
captainahab
says
aye, there be target practice! i28.tinypic.com/16869z9....
captainahab
wants
karma nearly as much as fail whale's dead carcass. Fickle demon be plurk karma; i despise and crave thee so. 