captainahab
@captainahab
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Aye, my hearties all. It was failwhale that reaped off my leg like a mower a blade of grass and left me with this dead stump I stand on. For forever and a day I shall chase the two white beasts from hell: failwhale and FriendFeed.
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17 years ago 4
The Harpoon Gun (woot)
captainahab is
17 years ago 3
plurking, sailing and hating on me enemies.
captainahab says
17 years ago 2
i will harpoon the FriendFeed; ye useless white droll beast! I shall not fail in my plan to pummel thee.
captainahab says
17 years ago 11
be no place in me life for this hellish bore site that be calling itself thee FriendFeed. aye, 'tis an awful place that FriendFeed (s_angry)
captainahab says
17 years ago 8
let's make a list of mean things we soon be doing to ye damned failwhale!
captainahab says
17 years ago 2
many years ago a hell's mouth opened in the middle of the sea and out popped ye failwhale
captainahab says
17 years ago
aye, FriendFeed.com be a ghastly vision of sheer boredom. I tread not near thee most unpleasant of places.
captainahab says
17 years ago 1
blasted yeTube oracle predicts me death. I be not afraid! All lies! X-( The Death of Ahab
captainahab says
17 years ago 13
failwhale How do I hate thee? Let me count the ways. X-(
captainahab says
17 years ago
30 plurks and 7 responses; thee be doing it wrong ye scobleizer.