captainahab
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Plurk is overloaded! Ye damned failwhale has started a tsunami! We must hunt down and obliterate the devil whale!!
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the Whale Bone Arch from Whitby www.plurkpix.com/pix/DY....
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all I see is this vast ocean blue; somewhere out there hides the foulest, whitest, cruelest freak of a whale that any man has ever seen.
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having a snack. aye, be thee blobfish again. www.plurkpix.com/pix/BB....
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no one can really truly predict ye wild and furious seas. They betwixt and befuddle us; like the most complex of riddles.
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we must never allow ye failwhale to get a hoverdog!
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I am madness maddened! That wild madness that's only calm to comprehend itself!
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a close-up of the devil whale's eye; so full of evil and mischief it be. i37.tinypic.com/2mrxpc0....
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The Rime of the Ancient Mariner 
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failwhale still plagues the Twitter lands. Surely you, of all this crew, will not hold back!