“‘Splendid. It pleases me to please you,’ he said with a playful smile.
Jonathan coughed, scrambling to mask his confusion. On occasion the Count uttered things that were reminiscent of sentiments one would express to a sweetheart. But then, he came from a different age. No doubt these were common, meaningless frivolities among the nobles of old. No doubt.”

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“‘And I am prey?’ Jonathan asked with a breathless sob of a laugh.

‘You made yourself such,’ the Count said mildly, feeling along Jonathan’s calf. ‘I fear that is your nature.’”

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ok but if you look at beauty and the beast and then dracula it’s really funny

being feminized happened to my good buddy jonathan harker once

“if you’re well enough to be on your phone/read/watch tv you’re well enough to go to school” is so bullshit like there’s a HUGE difference 😭

ofc if ur mexican and marry a white person ur kids are getting crumble in (cornbread in milk) miserably failing to compete with arroz con leche so yknow :/

people shld be in interracial marriages more bc imagine ur kid getting both indian and mexican cuisine or smth

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