I have steam now. You should all come be my friends.

people from Liverpool think I sound Canadian, people from England think I sound Liverpudlian, people from America think I sound english. Idk what I sound like.

I keep trying to talk to my manager about Hornblower and she keeps gently guiding me away from the topic.

I have to go to work in eight minutes. MY BAO ARE NOT GOLDEN BROWN YET B[

Do you ever screw something up, then come up with an amazing idea to fix it, and only realise while you're executing your clever plan to save the day, that your plan is totally wack and dumb?

So, I have a laptop, my sister is gone, and I have an ounce of spare time, I want to rejoin the internet but I almost feel like I've forgotten how...where do i go? what do i do? To whom do I owe tags?

Jillian:
i have the plague adn i smell like poo
do nto put this on plurk

I have a new laptoooooopppppppppp!!!! And oh god I am embarrassingly excited about this! Imma still be tricky to get hold of until my sister goes home on monday night, but then, CELEBRATORY STREAMING PARTY?

I took the first step towards purchasing a laptop today. I should have it by sunday.

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