Either my sarcasm is amazingly believable, or you're amazingly stupid.
    
     
        Can't sleep at night, can't get up in the morning.
    
     
        How am I supposed to control my life when I can't even control my hair.
    
     
   
        We, the sovereign Filipino people......
    
     
        I wish telling you "I love you" was easy. I wish asking you to "be mine" wasn't hard.
    
     
        Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.
    
     
        I wish I could have unlimited money for shopping..
    
     
        Be honest with me. That's all i ask for.
    
     
        If you care about her, act like it..