I discovered quiet how bad my day was going when I reaslised the mispronouncement of porridge as plobidge was the high point of my day.
Blood of the father - Lady Gaga is hot.
And now I am back from work - it is now glorious and I have chocolate.
Got sent home from work because all the phone lines are broken.
Ah, pizza hut - you fill my tummy with love.
I hate my job and I hate my life - I want the whole world to die in a fire!
Off to work and later to pickles!