And now, I have my day off - and more work to do...

bed

Well, If you are a fan of all things stupid then have a little gander at this here;

I shall order pizza!

Now it is morning and, like a unwelcome errection at a nursing home, I rise to go to work.

sex

Annnnnnnnnnnnnd; you're back in the room!

I can has not go to work please?

I have now returned from yorkshire - Grandma didn't recognise me.

Porn?