“They’re dating now?” “Yeah, it’s Facebook official”

One day you're going to miss me. I hope i'll be strong enough then not to let you come back again.

We haven't spoken in days. I'm trying to be okay with that.

My day is going to improve… as soon as you walk through that door.

Big plans for Sunday: binge then throw up. yfrog.com/h42s2jtj

Happy Mother's Day to all moms, most especially Brin Robles You always make me feel most loved I love you, Ma

I don't need your attitude. I have one of my own and trust me, mine's much worse.

how is it that you've managed to live this long and not be demoted to a single cell organism?

There are several people in this world that I find unbearably obnoxious, and you are all of them.

in a very pissy mood. Proceed with extreme caution.