if you got any bitchier you could have puppies. woof.

Sometimes two perfectly good people just dont fit together.

Here's your knife. I finally got it out of my back. I'm sure you'll be needing it again soon.

One of my favorite things about life is that we all get a chance, once a day, to start over.

Even if we could just run away to where nobody knows who we are and start all over again, we'd still find a way to somehow screw it all up.

Textaphrenia - thinking you've heard or felt a new text message vibration when there's actually no message at all.

I'd say I'm enjoying my alone time but I've been alone most of my life.

Sometimes you just need to distance yourself from people. If they care, they'll notice. If they don't, you know where you stand with them.

RT The scars I can't see are the hardest to heal. #DamnItsTrue

Oh no. I broke my 5th can opener. hungry. *stares at can of tuna*