Child Support Enforcement is Kind of Overwhelming ping.fm/FxJpV

Just detailed a rant from the wife by quoting Vanilla Ice. #useeveryweaponinyourarsenal #whateverittakes

Attention St. Louis: In seven days, I will be on my way back. You have been warned.

Dear everyone: It would be be very difficult for me to care any less about Tony Parker and Eva Longoria. #stopcloggingmyfeeds

I'm awake, but I refuse to like it.

Was just told I was "so wrong" for saying Vick treated the Redskins like they were dogs. #youstilllaughed

Have to dress presentably for a client visit at work tomorrow. Probably still won't shave.

I guess I'm happy for Apple that they carry the Beatles catalog, but that was a totally overhyped announcement. #kindalikethebeatles

Meet Me In St. Louis ping.fm/YRqtx

It's a great feeling to have people know exactly who you are and love you anyway