Had tacos made with tongue meat last night. Still worried whether or not I tasted good.

Fearless Vampire Killers tonight. It's no Fright Night, but it'll do quite nicely.

Felt weird about hiring someone to clean our house. But now that the house is clean, those feelings have abated.

New alarm clock - H kicking me in the kidneys until I get up. Effective.

There should be an Alamo Drafthouse EVERYWHERE. ping.fm/oJfDU

Get your read on: I'm About to Watch 'Wrong Turn 3'. bit.ly/2ThcTQ

UPDATE: Boy wimped out, fed on mom and went to sleep. Me? Still workin'.

In a show of solidarity, the boy is staying up with me as I put the finishing touches on this show. What a soldier.

I wish I had Fright Night in the house right now. That's what I need to watch - Fright Night.

Our neighborhood blows for Halloween. Last year only two kids came to the door and they had to be at least 17. Lame.