Chinese girls are so pretty HAHAHAHAHAHA YEAH I SO TOTALLY MEAN THE ONES IN HK.

I think the only kind of girl I could possibly take seriously is one who might be able to outfight me.

"It's the coldest its been in Hong Kong, as in, people have died on the streets and stuff." Me: "Sounds cool." HAHAHA SO PUNNY

what is this? how can this be? who said? who said you could have all the cutes? it was not me! you has all of them! all of the cutes!

Christmas is a pagan holiday.

your mom.

Alcohol makes me sleepy = Alcohol is not to be consumed on dates or social functions.

...I think I channeled Mike in my previous relationships. www.shortpacked.com/comi...

ibuyextradomainscuzihave... It's not a shock site, I swear. It's just funny

If a girl hits you, of course you should hit back. Not fighting seriously is disrespectful.