The educated differ from the uneducated as much as the living from the dead.

You are the bows from which your children as living arrows are sent forth.

It is not living that matters, but living rightly.
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The greatest glory in living lies not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall.

Sometimes I wonder how I got into comedy at all.

Maxwell is serious, dedicated, awkward, forgetful, pompous to a certain degree, sentimental.

I like getting married, but I don't like being married.

I did movie star impressions as a kid in high school. Somehow they just got out of hand.
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Circumstances rule men; men do not rule circumstances.

By nature, men love newfangledness.