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Brett
@do_not_eat_my_kiwi
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I am not Australian. My kiwi is not a fruit. I'm both hot and cold (
) Hi, I'm New Zealand, nice to meet you.
do_not_eat_my_kiwi @ hetare_plurk
Jaspercat91 @ Livejournal
Brett
is
13 years ago
looking for a band aid.
Brett
wonders
13 years ago
what a 'bromance' is, and if he could have one?
Brett
is
13 years ago
4
shaving.
Brett
is
13 years ago
3
trying to get inside somewhere before the sun comes up.
Brett
13 years ago
's dinner managed to run away. He hates it when that happens.
Brett
13 years ago
42
walks around, demon features open for all to see. He wants to chase something.
Brett
is
13 years ago
trying to hide his bloody hands. People are giving him funny looks.
Brett
wonders
13 years ago
78
what this Rome guy looks like.
Brett
is
13 years ago
28
being bad. Instead of his normal fruit-filled breakfast, he's eating cold pizza from the night before.
Brett
is
13 years ago
2
eating the one meal he LOVES from the UK. Baked beans on toast.
drool
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