Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.

Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize that it was your money to start with.

Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole.

Found a work around for Twitter while I'm at the Hospital...Ping.fm

just caught up with some Friends on Skype

Jingle and Jangle are trying to save Christmas

He's Mr. Green Christmas, He's Mr Sun, He's Mr. 101

Listening to some musaq with my girls

Testing ping.fm iPhone app

checking out Plurk for the first time