experiencing levels of existential fatigue previously known only to shrimp but unfortunately my to-do list is longer than my massive schlong so i must persevere

very happy that the anal gnome is capturing so many imaginations, as its the one pic from the fibber that i actually took myself

eliot's fibber at last

wahoo finally got an open post up, it's not much but it's a start. gonna try to get some more starters going here in a lil bit

going to get plotting shit done tonight i promise, but i need some validation first. i finally finished this baby blanket thats been eating up all my attention, come look at it

i know it's just not practical right now, i have too many other expenses that need to come first... but i really want another tattoo lmao

belated finder ahoy

hey so uhhh... i'm alive lmao

[rl] cw: pet health talk

things i want for eliot at some point: for him to adopt just the scraggliest, most cursed-looking cat. pic related