quotes "Yes - my parents followed me on a date." OWNED!

444 plurks is a nice number.

shocked!

, wow owned!

, FML: I realized my job is so boring that I spend most of my time trying to take a dump than actually working. (HAHAHA!!)

it's a bit hard to still get along with your ex right?

okay maybe it's a little impossible to make my plurks a 500 before I leave.

quotes " I accidentally fell asleep with all my underwear in the washer last night and had gone commando that day." AHAHAHA, exposed!

quotes "My boss responded with, "He is allowed to because I like him, I don't like you."" THIS SUCK.

quotes "He has a week of lunch detention but I still have my dignity." What a loser parent.