Was your beer aged in an oak bourbon barrell for 8 weeks? #IKeepsItReal

The only droid I would ever need! pingfmmedia.s3.amazonaws...

wish there was a way to get Slacker Radio(pandora but better) in the VW's entertainment system. I would gladly give up satellite r

Today I learned that on a high fiber diet the largest poop ever recorded was 26ft long! its hard to believe but its true! #themoreyouknow

lol who would ruin their car with this crap?!?

On a scale of 1 to 10, todays pretty important.

awww snap! Don't be a menace while drinking your juice in south central is on! #stdies

They let me go into the fridge... pingfmmedia.s3.amazonaws...

An incubation chamber of my hopes and dreams! pingfmmedia.s3.amazonaws...

Super Bitch of the Night! Complaining about having too much beer. pingfmmedia.s3.amazonaws...