"you're so ugly!" "Really?" "yes!" "Good, I was trying to look like you today."

Mom, dad, don't worry. EVERYONE failed that test!

Teacher: "I killed a person." Tell me this sentence in future tense. Student: In future tense, the sentence is "You will go to jail.

Sleeping is nice. You forget about everything for a little while.

What's on the board: 2•54/57(7+5/6)²•ab-c³ What teacher sees: 2+2=4 What you see: すきうせちし What you remember:

Mom: "Come here!" Me: "No" Mom: "1..." Me: "Haha counting wont work" Mom: "2..." Me: "Holy shit I am coming!!!!"

Mom: “How was school?” Me: “Awful” Mom: “Why?” Me: “Mom, I had to go to school… not Disney

1 keputusan menentukan sebuah masa depan.

5 words that scare the hell out of me in horror movies, "Based on a true story."

My friend falls, I laugh...My phone falls, I panic.