You're one load your mum should have swallowed!

You remind me of the ocean -- you make me sick.

I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you!

I heard you went to see the doctor and told him that you wanted a little wart removed; so he had you thrown out of his office.

You must be the arithmetic man -- you add trouble, subtract pleasure, divide attention, and multiply ignorance.

Some people are has-beens. You are a never-was.

Some day you will find yourself - and wish you hadn't.

I hear you were born on April 2; a day too late!

I don't mind that you are talking so long as you don't mind that I'm not listening.

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