Just saw a Magikarp kill all the legendary pokemon. I am impressed.

ahh so the 6% s/tax charge to prepaid users will be here

whee cannot download anything thestar.com.my/news/stor...

"What do you like about tennis? Except for the women grunting and the boobies?"

shipping fees from Amazon killed me

Paraphrased: Bitch didnt stay in the kitchen when I told her to, therefore, I will cheat on her. thestar.com.my/news/stor...

Helicopter d*ck. Helicopter d*ck. To impress a chick do the helicopter d*ck.

uh lady gaga without glasses lol.

can I become an air attendant? or too yong sui? hahaha. le sigh. je souhaite.

uploading widget skins and wallpapers on Dropbox to share with you all