Cannot breathe for laughing! Fox News: "Outraged Liberals: Stop Picking on Obama's Baby Mama!"

I've always found the derivation of "ampersand" as "and per se and" to be far too glib to be true, but apparently it's right.

I just actually read all of the 100+ comment threads that were waiting for me when I woke up. Clearly I'm a crazy person.

Tip of the day: in Gmail, search for 'is:unread' (without the quotes) to find any unread messages in any of your mailboxes.

You know, half my problem with the graphical emoticons is that I always assume they're sarcastic.

I just found a keyboard shortcut: & (Shift-7) returns you to the front of your timeline.

The Unofficial Plurk Drinking Game. Anything else you'd add?

Want to see a preview of the Lost in Translation redesign? www.etherjammer.com/img/...

New #1 request: a way to hide the Karma display. I don't want to care.

I think I'm going to go for a while. Have a good evening.