hissing at people.

SO. TIRED.

holding a farting baby.

: now requiring food.

I think I have a new blog entry. In fact, I'm sure I do. www.sexandtheslopes.com

I love watching people walk into the wrong gender's restroom.

I got friends in low places, where the beer flows and the whiskey chases my blues away.

hey! Hey, hey! Baby, I got your money.

good night!

baby it's cold outside!