wonders what kind of organism is living in her tummy.

Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.

Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.

says these Chuck Norris facts are funny!

Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks

can't sleep!

listening to gabe puts me in a good mood

getting more and more absent-minded each day

tried to eat a regular meal. couldnt. just threw up. arghhh.

cheese. Lots of cheese.