[BitchyMode] I can't stand it when people say Christmas is such a big deal in this country blah blah. It's a big deal EVERYWHERE. Puhlleeaze

Dinner is creamy alfredo bowtie pasta with pork. My son said I should work for an Italian restaurant as he fills his bowl for seconds.

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Christmas Card "Pictorial" later. This Mommy wants a NICE, WARM & COZY picture. Pray for her children!

Care for a Blondie? Or 2? bit.ly/f3PjmR

There's nothing better than listening to Andrew Zimmern talk about testicles and breakfast.

By the end of 2011, I'd probably have full gray hair. *insert smiley-head hitting the wall*

ThePioneerWoman on TODAY Show, NOW. She's making her delicious decadent cinnamon rolls. bit.ly/exxiBw Ree looks adorable as always.

This is about as fancy as I could get. Martha Stewart's Got Nothing On Me, Baby!!