seasonal allergies. cue pathetic sniffle

I successfully made one friend who clapped

maybe I miss red flags because I'm fucking colorblind

disliking Rick and Morty is a red flag

does anyone have a stock image of hot dogs

me : I wish I had more friends
also me : refuses to speak to anyone

people do not fucking understand dniuc in someone's Discord status anymore huh

little do the opps know their hate fuels my jorking sessions...

cole I drove by the fucking massive fish again why didn't you hop in the whip

i need that I ❤️ hot dads hoodie