I got 99 problems but a kid ain't one

Stomatche.

Reading a book & having to reread the same paragraph over and over because your thoughts are too distracting.

Kalkulus~

Someone told me people say "BLESS YOU" because when you sneeze, your heart stops for a millisecond.

Whenever I ride in the car, I stare out the window and dream.

So goodbye~~

You don't know shit if you only know what you see on TV.

Tidur bisa kali.

That awkward moment when you're laughing so hard you can't even tell the joke and nobody else is laughing with you.