Thanks Portland. Just heard an ambulance DJ his siren to the hustle through 3 intersections.

I do not understand art sometimes. images.plurk.com/6TExtZX...

had to document this gem from 20 seconds ago...
gamma: is that a topless woman?
a.t.: it's chuck norris. I'll let you tell him that.

I could use the happy distraction right now. crumbling apart

holy living f*ck. metallica 'through the never' on netflix is amazing. this is all.

hey zannah, please don't stab me with this.

bwhahahahhaha How Animals Eat Their Food | MisterEpicMann

I would be happy to hear that DEVGRU just hopped a plane to Nigeria.

I learned an important lesson yesterday. If you want to jump up 290 spots in the waiting list for a wine club, just talked to the owner's wife, find out her shoe size, and buy a case of wine. Epic.