Never talk about yourself on a first date-- it's like playing online poker with a web cam.

Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while.

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.

If I knew I was going to live this long, I'd have taken better care of myself.

Don't take life too seriously. You'll never get out alive.

My life has a superb cast but I can't figure out the plot.

All animals except man know that the ultimate point of life is to enjoy it.

Promise yourself to live your life as a revolution and not just a process of evolution.

Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh.