*Random quote*: Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. Nothing is that important.
*Random quote*: So this is how liberty dies. With thunderous applause.
*Random quote*: The more you chase money, the harder it is to catch it.
*Random quote*: If men were angels, no government would be necessary.
*Random quote*: Only the shallow know themselves.
*Random quote*: You can't deny laughter
*Random quote*: It's always helpful to learn from your mistakes because then your mistakes seem worthwhile.
*Random quote*: Nobody will ever win the Battle of the Sexes. There's just too much fraternizing with the enemy.
*Random quote*: Nothing else exists when art does.
*Random quote*: I bought some batteries, but they weren't included.