gerycraig
@gerycraig
male Sandy, UT, United States
I love the word INVICTUS...which means Invincible, Unconquered and Unsubdued. I travel the world making friends and working to save people from 'lives of quiet desperation'. DREAM BIG. DO LIFE. Check it out: www.WhyAgel.com
A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: 'Keep off the Grass.' #pun
I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me. #pun
Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other, You stay here; I'll go on a head.' #pun
A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it. #pun
Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie. #pun
She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still. #pun
A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart. #pun
She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still. #pun
The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work. #pun
I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian. #pun