Bru 2 hari kuliah rasa ny udah capeeeek bgt.

When you add a friend on Facebook, $0.003 is added to Mark Zuckerberg's fortune.

Nafsu makan bnr2 meningkat.

Terlalu lama liburan drumah jd ga enak pas balik k kost.

Klimatologi jumat jam 1, pengantar ilmu pertanian jumat jam 1. Gmana cra ny?

Man 1: My son does not listen to anything that I say. Man 2: Is he so adamnant? Man 1: No, he is deaf.

Question: Which day of the week is most hated by fish? Answer: Fry Day

Sunday is no longer special to me. Because everyday feels like sunday to me.

Money can't buy happiness, But I'd rather cry in a Ferrari.

Sleep + social life = bad grades. Good grades + sleep = no social life. Good grades + social life = no sleep.