Oh, poor little Freja. She got sodomized by the evil hands of a ho-bag named Laarni.

Evil bitch's nasty fingerprints on my iTouch. I want to soak it in a witch's cauldron filled with boiling hot muriatic acid.

I don't share the same friends with people I dislike. I just don't . End of story.

When all this is over, Imma get a tattoo, go home, meet up with my old friends and I'll change digits so no one can contact me ever again.

I am so freakin' pissed.

I feel like my heart is going to explode any minute now.

Most of my guy friends on Facebook changed their names to Champion. I dunno.. but am I the only one who thinks this is rubbish? DUH.

I removed several people on my Facebook friend's list. They need a little spanking!

My eyes are sore. The computer screen is obliterated.

Man, I hate hitches.