I'm not a TEASE, I'm just a reminder of what you CAN'T have! Naaaks, feelingero! Hahaha!

The Only Person CUTER Than Me Is My REFLECTION! Hahaha!

I wanted to kill the most gorgeous person alive! Then I realized.... Ohh ya! Suicides a crime! TskTskTsk!Ü

... Was in Highstreet with Abi, Rashere and Deng! Fun night! Ü

Whew! So freakin' drunk, and it feels good spending it with The Perfect Ones minus The Mole. Hahaha!

You! Yes You!... You haven't lost your smile at all, it's just right under your nose. You just forgot it was there. Hahaha! Ü

WE are all going to hell.... Things is, I am driving the bus! So, careful you silly! Hahaha!

Whoa! So great to be back!

Humans Are The Only Animal Who Can Have S-E-X Over The Phone... Hahaha!