When you have to explain "meatspin" to your little brother...
Ruki, honey, you can laugh. It's okay. You have a beautiful laugh and when you try NOT to laugh, you end up squeaking. That's not badass. :|
And then Julian took over.
Clarification. I need the wine inside me. Not the bottle.
Okay, you know what? It's on, wine bottle. I have a fucking sword and I NEED YOU INSIDE OF ME.
Okay, fine. Screw it. Nix the wine. Then explain to me why a woman with two cabinets full of booze doesn't have a fucking CORKSCREW.
Last one awake after a fucking long day? Glass of wine.