At Robbie's mad scientist Scout meeting. Interesting...

So, if you can be non-chalant, can you also be chalant? And, if you can be chalant, are you?

"She put up the midder fingol!" ~Robbie

Filet-O-Fish! It's been YEARS!

A kangaroo cannot jump if its tail is lifted off the ground. It needs its tail for pushing off.

"My bus driver has an assigned seat." ~Robbie

What percentage of the time do you tell the truth?

Owner of exotic farm death ruled suicide. (That was my theory as well.) 43-44 animals have been accounted for.

You can buy a cobra, but you can"t buy common sense. ~Tim Harrisom, Zanesville Ohio

Westerville, did Blue Turtle Tea and Spice Company close?