jeffdunham, you dingbat, why didn't you tell me to follow you and the
boxbabies sooner? Laughing out loud here. #jeff dunham

couldn't close her hand tight enough to open her lip gloss. Invented a new
color: Arthritis Sucks.

got a surprisingly thoughtful smokeaversary gift from her husband. 9 yrs. Worth giving up the cigs.

saw #mindycohn on WNTW last night and, yes, just like in junior high, still wishes she and Natalie could be BFFs.

totally making fun of Absolute Dental for the misspelling on their billboard. If you can't spell "wisdom" ...

figures as long as Morgan Freeman is solving all the questions of the Universe, he should tell us why we get dumb songs stuck in our heads.

been eaten by penguins.

's two favorite times to eat crunchy pretzels: 1) when her husband is trying to nap and 2) the rest of the day.

did another nearly-2K words this morning when she woke up. Amazing what insomnia and pain can do for creativity.

you to know that was not terror. It was a battle cry whilst killing the venomous sesame seed of doom.