Google maps 5 ftw!!!

Thanks Sirius radio for rick rolling me at 630am. :-/

Stand back I'm about to root this Droid. Drcrash style.

Waiting for MRI #5.

Monday the 13th, much worse than Friday the13th.

I got an email from vonage saying I can call santa. On the top of my list is new c3 - c7 cervical vertebrae. I hope he delivers.

I had to get a shot in my ass! Dag!

Hello emergency center... oh my f'd up neck. Please robaxon hurry

..to...stop...eating...ke keebler ... flipsides NOM NOM NOM NOM

I hate it when my eyes make noise when I blink.