I need a good book to read. Suggestions?

Sometimes I'm very curious as to what would happen if Jessie and I were to sign up for a dating site. Would we be matched?

Dear Disturbed, Thanks for making Mondays tolerable. Regards, JR

Tickets to see the Trans-Siberian Orchestra... I haz dem. Thanks to an awesome wife!

I quit.

Awesome day today, I put in my 2 weeks notice. So long and thanks for all the fish.

tgif this week is great

It's all fun and games until Watson starts calling himself skynet.

Working in the office. Bathroom renovations to follow.

In the event that a husband and wife both have call forwarding turned on and set to eachothers phones. What happens if neither answer?