mourns the coma of his iPhone, needs defibrillator now

it's tomorrow

maybe you should get one of those hamster wheels made life-sized to get some exercise in while you indulge in your nerd obsessions.

hey loser, you look like a rat with those ugly buck teeth of yours. burn some fats dude.

cold war 2

Ted Mosby is a taurus

is gonna build Ted, Robin and Barney's apartment on sims wahahahh

hello hello! you've been missed!

seeing it beside my pillow made me smile before I went for work.

reading your postcard was the last thing I did before I went to sleep.