Nakakamis ma Inlove kaso masakit masaktan kaya never mind na lang HAHA

Atoms are untrustworthy little critters. They make up everything!

I owe a lot to the sidewalks. They’ve been keeping me off the streets for years.

The Balloon family name died off when it ran out of heir.

People are choosing cremation over traditional burial. It shows that they are thinking out of the box.

Taxidermy is a job for stuffy people.

My dog has a lot of potential, you just have to unleash it.

My student was late for class, claiming he was in the washroom. I think he was stalling.

I try wearing tight jeans, but I can never pull it off.

I was struggling to figure out how lightning works then it struck me.